MONTSE
MAS
Amaia
Salamanca (22)
Without bra there’s no
paradise
The
ex blond of Without tits has body and
age for any piece of clothes to make her a godess. Nevertheless,
with that Ralph Lauren and no bra she left the glamour at home. With the Manuel
Mota’s worn in the Bond’s last film premiere she
looked much better.
Paula Echevarría (31)
We like
to see your legs
Why does she hide
her body when she’s got her figure back after being Daniela’s mum six months
ago?
Elio Benhayer’s dress did no favour to Busta’s
wife... neither to her personal trainer. She’s better displaying all her staff,
like she did some months ago in a magazine party.
Pilar Rubio (29)
Why did you?
The dress, a Vicky Martin Berrocal piece, leaved nothing to the imagination.
The excessively plunging neckline,
transparencies everywhere... and those fringes!
At 2007 TP awards, with a nice BCBG’s, she
was gorgeous.
Eva González (28)
She is
not the sam-miss
She was fine hosting
the TP awards ceremony, but she should beat her breast. The neckline of the fomer miss blurred under the Hannibal Laguna dress. Even
so, last summer Cayetano Rivera was charmed by the
fantastic Dsquared2 frock.
Demi Moore
What about
a larger size?
We
don’t know if it was a last-minute setback or if the swelling was to blame, but
those heels wouldn’t fit. With them she attended the press conference for Happy Tears, a film very
few clapped for at Berlin Film Festival.
Alice Dellal, but what the hell is that!
Carlota Casiraghi’s sister in law leaved her shame at home. With
that outfit she arrived to an awarding ceremony: with a see-through dress and
an Edward Scissorshands haircut. The gloves shaped
like claws completed her impossible look.
Courtney
Love, free fall
Kurt Cobain’s widow
wouldn’t pass the pen’s test...
Her breast is so
drooping that the least she could do is buy a bra. On top of that, they say her
new boyfriend is Mickey Rourke. What a couple!
Pfeiffer, art running through
her veins
That’s
why she has them so bold. Michelle at 50 is so skinny that looks like 20. But
she’d better don’t go too far, with a little more
flesh she would look better. That’s her look at the Berlinale
attending the press conference for Cheri.
Madonna, jowl’s
queen
At 50 they start
losing weight to look younger, but very often that is for the worse. What a jowl!!! She could be her grandma. Lifting over and over, but the laws of gravity
rule.
Sarah Jessica Parker, corny and
the City
If the
producers of her film see her with that look she wont’t
be in the second part of ‘Sex and the City’ for the big screen. Does she really
thinks that showing off those hoofs is cool? If she
wanted to flaunt her accessories she could have tried a pair of gloves because
with those hands...
Marina Castaño, thrown into her beauty care
Cela’s widow
devoted the hole day to get beautiful, or at least she
tried. She went out early in the morning to go to the gym and she was there
till late. The ‘best’ her sporty outfit, thighter than
a glove, and that ponytail, that skin, that grimace... At home you can do as
you please but if you are famous and go out that way, they will surelly recognize you (and be shocked) or maybe the’ll take you a picture like this...
Sharon, be careful,it’s drooping!
Nobody can deny she’s got her charm going on 51, but those flabby thighs
and that cellulite are better to be hidden. She showed them with no shame at
London, after the Bafta. She’s got no complex that’s
for sure, because later she tried to pull Dev Patel, aged 18, main actor in lumdog Millionaire.
Whitney Houston, that potbelly…
If you
go out to show off your new boyfriend (the rapper, Ray J. ,
16 years younger than her), don’t flaunt your big belly with that see-through
top. Whitney, darling, we know that at 46 you’ve passed everything but... that
way he will never sing to you ‘I will always love you’.
Paris,
you’d better heal the tones of your breast
The party’s queen almost
lost one of her charms. It was on her way out from a pub in Los Angeles. With
those plunging necklines you’d better be a good girl.
El look de millonaria de Freida
Después
de ver la extraodinaria última película de Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire, nos hemos enamorado de la deslumbrante
actriz protagonista: Freida Pinto
La
exmodelo destila glamour por
los cuatro costados y su Jimmy Choo no desluce en la
alfombra roja. Esta semana nos fascinó su vestido asimétrico de brillos
metálicos –lucido en los premios de la asociacion de directores
americanos – obra del excéntrico diseñador Zac Posen.
Pero por casi
Freida lleva: Vestido, 2.780 ₤, Zac
Posen; zapatos, 450 ₤; bolso de mano, 390 ₤, Jimmy Choo.
Total: 3.620 ₤.